Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history. Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. Somebody said being a mother is boring.
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee. Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window. Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math. Somebody said you can't love the second child as much as you love the first.
Somebody doesn't have two children. Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child rearing questions in the books.
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears. Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of Kindergarten or on a plane headed for military "boot camp." Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back.
Somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies. Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings. Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.
Somebody never had grandchildren. Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.
Somebody isn't a mother. --Unknown And here is one of my own. Somebody said their kids would never be as
bad as mine. Well
somebody must not have any kids of their own yet!