Important Information Concerning Children & Husbands

I just today received this important information concerning children and husbands. While this phenomenon generally affect these two groups it may also affect others such friends and coworkers. I hope that this expert in his field (I mean woods) will improve your interpersonal communication.
"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear." Pooh's Little Instruction Book

So That's How it Works?

"The one with the most school supplies does not win. It is how we use what we have that makes the difference." Fly Lady

So that's how it works? Here I have been thinking all the junk on and in my desk was setting me up for Teacher of the Year. Boy, is that a let down! I guess I need to clean it off before I win the infamous Messiest Teacher of the Universe award.